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Office Only: 8am - 11am Saturday

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Humorousness for December 2019

  • December 16, 2019
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Mark Twain is reputed to have said “Jokes are like frogs.  You can dissect them both, but they tend to suffer in the process.”  Humor is a subjective, delicate thing and not everything we share in Humorousness will be funny to everyone, so we just bring you the jokes… the dissection is up to you.  Here’s what we laughed about in 2019…

Welcome to the Flat Earth

Step up your game for business meetings

Advice that works for toddlers and drunks

Florida Man is coming for you

Sex.  Because nothing is as funny as sex.

The joy of the artful insult

Ironically perfect pictures

These are the yokes, folks!

Karma strikes idiots who can’t park

Yearbook pictures more embarrassing than yours

Creative Resignation Letters

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